Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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(509): View more from Washington

I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics

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(541): View more from Oregon

Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.

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(631): View more from New York

the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was literally just a half conscious dildo.

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(904): View more from Florida

Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm gonna eat you out. But for science

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(971): View more from Oregon

we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours

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