Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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