You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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