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(214): View more from Texas

I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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(323): View more from California

She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

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..im mad u rememberd about that

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"

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(757): View more from Virginia

He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in

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(915): View more from Texas

In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth

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(415): View more from California

Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%

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(586): View more from Michigan

What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.

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