youre lurking in front of me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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