Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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