My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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