It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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