She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
