my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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