ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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