At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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