I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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