Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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