what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I need to sanitize my soul.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
