You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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