Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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