They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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