We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
wow bdsm is so cute
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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