Whod you bang
She is in my trunk
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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