why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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