just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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