He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
