Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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