i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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