remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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