Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
