Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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