is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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