direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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