IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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