I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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