Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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