Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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