What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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