he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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