She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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