i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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