last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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