please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
