Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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