Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I have already put on my inside pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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