can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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