Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As shirtless as possible
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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