I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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