Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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