I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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