Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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