Kiss
Puke
i just google imaged poop.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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