Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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